just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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