Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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