i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You need Xanax blowdarts
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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