I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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