nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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