Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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