What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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