just come out here and I will go home with you...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Sober January is a disaster.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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