im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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