its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
it's great music for shaving your balls
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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