Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
return my video game
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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