Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
