just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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