He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Randomize
