Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
