I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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