Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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