i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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