how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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