oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It's rum buckets o'clock
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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