lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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