I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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