STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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