He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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