what day is it and did you see me today?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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