WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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