i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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