So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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