he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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