The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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