Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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