I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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