For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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