Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm having to shit out rocks
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