As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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