That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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