you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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