Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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