therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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