I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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