Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
please don't ironically join a cult
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