when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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