well you can't waste a boner
He kissed a someone with a penis
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
