yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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