Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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