But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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