Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
