I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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