so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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