no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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