Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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