I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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