Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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