that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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