Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wish you could order shots online.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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