If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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