Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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