So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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