Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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