Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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